You know that it would be untrue
If I said that I swiped left on you
And I would be considered a beastly liar
If I said that your attire was the only thing I - hold on...
...Is that a pretty dog with you
That is sitting by the swimming pool
And I see that you’ve got friends, that’s pretty cool
And your sparing use of smileys is intriguing and beguiling
Come on baby light my tinder
I don’t care if you’re called Debbie or Melinda
I’m just looking for a simple girl
Who will make me feel like I’m the world
We can have some sex tonight
Or just a blowjob/handjob/fingerblast, wouldn’t that be nice?
So swipe right!
Please swipe right!
The time to masturbate is through
My hands are stiff, my balls are blue
I’m not looking to have children with you!
Although I will never tire till I’m singing in the choir
Come on baby, put your finger into it
And pretty soon we can get down to the nittier grit of it
Modern love
That’s right, I think I love you
You look pretty good on your photos
But I imagine you look rather different in real life
But still swipe right
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